Terrifying giant crab monster made land fall and then made its way inland until it reached Eugene, Oregon. It left a trail of severely whipped devastation in its wake. Eventually the Jaeger "It's My Coffee Break" was dispatched. The crab monster was subdued when the jaeger grabbed its arms and used them to pummel the creature's own carapace. All the while the pilots were saying, "Hey, stop hitting yourself". Melted butter was on the scene.
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