News of the Weird: Monster Savaged me for my Back Pack

Kaiju Sam was very pleased to hear that the Supreme Court struck down the Defense of Marriage Act.  This meant that in thirteen states, if Sam wanted to marry any other fiend he loved he could.  He wouldn't be obliged to marry a female fiend who happened to be wearing a beard for the sake of "keeping up appearances".
This was great news for Sam and his long time "business partner", Grizzly Teddy.  Thirteen states where you can marry whom ever you love.  That was great.  Only thirty seven states to go.
On a sadder note; Sam was still banned from going to Cold Stone Creamery to get his favorite flavor of ice cream, birthday cake.  Something about him terrifying the staff there whenever he wanted them to sing.
He would just have to continue to make due at Baskin Robbins.  That was not such good news.