"Reginald's Tail Was Problematic...Even Choosing the Four-Wheel Parambulator over the Two-Wheel Velocipede." 

My apologies for my jumbled lettering.  I assure you my penmanship would be better if I didn't seem to get a %&$@#! hand cramp every time I attempted hand lettering.

Maybe it's just time to get all techno and do everything in "comic sans serif".